What's good, bloggers? How are ya'll doing? I hope everyone is doing fine. I'm back to hit you guys off with another blogpost from yours truly, and this time things are going to turn around...for the better.
I'm making a change in my life, and this time when I go for the big change in my life, I'm going to stick to it this time. I've decided that it's time for me to lose weight! No games this time, just commitment. This is something that must be done, and it's for my health. I don't have time to sit around and gain weight with the understanding that it's unhealthy and that I could die at an early age. I'm sick and tired of walking upstairs with titties constantly bouncing and hitting me in the face. It's quite disturbing and embarrassing...for a male. I also don't like the fact that everytime I walk across campus, I have to worry about running out of breath. When I'm in the club and I start dancing [and I happen to be a decent dancer], I run out of breath. Imagine being in the club trying to do crazy ass dances and then you're 'bout to pass out on the floor because the pain in your chest is too much. That's not sexy at all. As a matter of fact, if I saw a fat person passing out in the middle of a club [given the fact that they're still alive], more than likely I'm going to laugh at them! That shit is hilarious to me, and it's probably hilarious to all of the smaller, healthy and athletic mu'fuckas in the club as well. I'm just kidding, I wouldn't laugh at my fellow fat-asses...
When I was little, I wasn't fat. Actually, I was quite the healthy one, despite being rather stocky and having a big ass head. I was somewhat of an athlete in my neighborhood. My energy compelled me to outrun all the kids my age, out-fight the kids my age [and some older ones], and out-smart most of the kids [I was the MAN at hide-n-seek]. With that being said, I had major agility!
The Bible says: "...What profits a ham, if it gains the whole weight, and lose its soul?"
Okay, the Bible didn't really say that, I thought I'd add some religious humor. But this is serious, guys. I'm losing weight. All those days of eating after dark, wearing layers of clothes in order to hide the apparent "bigness", scratching my titties because they itch underneath, getting rejected by females because they can't see the beauty on the inside [or they think the inside is a conglomerate of cookies and oatmeal pies], and my thighs rubbing together! Those days are over and done! I'm turning over a new leaf in my life.
I'm going to feel the rain on my skin...my big-ass, chocolate, and quite sexy skin. I wonder if Lady Gaga likes big niggas...? If so, I'll cancel the diet, but if not, then I guess I'll stick with it. I wanna bust a ____ all over her pokerface! [Fill in the blank, if you dare...]
Yeah, so I'm losing weight! I'm going to need some support from you guys. I just need for you all to pray for me that I go through with it, and not give up. I want to be skinny so I wear those tight ass 'skinny jeans' and wear tight polos like Kanye West does!
Don't judge me!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Post 7: The 5th Element
I like the 5th Element, I think it's a pretty awesome film. Yeah, yeah, yeah Bruce Willis is that nigga in this movie. Die Hard meets Star Trek, yeah whatever. The critics ate this one up. But I first saw this film when I was 'bout 10 years old [that was a hot minute ago]. And ever since I seen this bitch with the red hair, Lelu, I've wanted a redhead chick in my life. Couldn't help how I felt, she was the next best thing to Stacey Dash. This bitch was pretty fly, in my book. Then, I seen Charlie Baltimore at the Source Hip-Hop Music Awards. Needless to say, it changed my life. To this day, I still love redheads!
This big, blue, devilish-looking mu'fucka right here is known as the Diva Plavalaguna, aka "Alien Opera Singer". Who writes these fucked up movies, anyway? Can't even front, Bruce Willis' gun-play is absolutely amazing in this film!
Believe it or not, I actually met a female that looked just like this mu'fucka! In the movie, the 5th Element, this particular space alien is known as a Mangalore, which is also a small, business-oriented city in India, but needless to say, this bitch is butt ugly. Extreme Makeover would do this creature absolutely no justice. According to Chris Tucker, aka 'Rudy Rush', these creatures are..."Ugly, big forehead, big ears...and they stank!" - I digress.
Okay, is it just me, or does this outfit not make a mu'fucka cringe? This is a tight-ass outfit. If I ever in my "negroetic" life catch a nigga wearing this shit, his ass is grass. He's getting jumped off gate. 5th Element was a great film, and Chris Tucker was funny as hell, but I'm tripin' off this nigga's outfit. Sodom & Gomorrah in its finest proposition [please excuse the biblical reference].
Friday, March 20, 2009
Post 6: BGCR --> Blog for Generational Change & Revolution
There are global issues going on in the world that are far beyond our understanding. People are dying, lives are changing for the worst, we live in a world were the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer, biochemical warfare, recessions, depressions, famine, war, and the list goes on. Noone seems to care anymore about the human morals and values that are divine and have been bestowed upon us since the beginning of mankind. It seems as if noone cares about life anymore. Everyone wants the world to get better [so they say], for the world to change - but how can the world change when all people seem to care about are their personal issues, capitalism, and being apathetic. We live in a survival of the fittest society. We have no regards for other human life with little knowledge of how fragile and self-destructive we can be as individuals. Some would rather sit back and complain about whatever is wrong in the world, but never take the time to analyze and begin making changes. Well, now there's something WE can do about it.
Since the majority of our media and marketing is dominated by the computer technology culture and we live in a computer dominated world, let's put our computers and voices to good use, shall we. I believe in the natural "good" in all of mankind, and I also believe that if we're going to spend the majority of our time being unproductive on Facebook, Myspace & Twitter, then we can use the internet in order to have a global impact on the entire world. Blogging! A fairly subtle trend that I was completely unaware of until recently. This is my plan:
1. Create a blogspot.
2. Constantly post new blogs about specific topics/current events that needs automatic attention.
3. Copy and paste links to your selective blogs on other social networking sites, oversaturating the system [they should get tired of seeing your BGCR's].
4. Create physical publications associated with your blog posts and spread your ideas throughout your local communities.
5. Send your blogs to online celebrities repeatedly! If more than one person sends at least 10 blog links a piece, somebody is bound to read at least one of them.
6. So this movement can carry out effectively and collectively, it's important that everyone is on the same page. We'll start out with individual blog posts, then expand with the increase in membership to the group. After the initial group membership reaches 5,000+ people, we'll be sending out issues to be researched and discussed in blogs by the month, meaning that it would give us one full month to inspire a collective change via the internet. It is vitally important that we all focus collectively, but also be aware of ALL diverse, global issues.
7. Follow different blogs and connect socially. Keep minds and perspectives open and communicate effectively & often.
**Remember, you can be creative as you want to, but as long as you have ownership to your blogs and you document everything you write in your blogs. This is a small movement, but it can turn into something major. Let's change it together!
- The concept of using the internet and computer technology to help change the world -
Since the majority of our media and marketing is dominated by the computer technology culture and we live in a computer dominated world, let's put our computers and voices to good use, shall we. I believe in the natural "good" in all of mankind, and I also believe that if we're going to spend the majority of our time being unproductive on Facebook, Myspace & Twitter, then we can use the internet in order to have a global impact on the entire world. Blogging! A fairly subtle trend that I was completely unaware of until recently. This is my plan:
1. Create a blogspot.
2. Constantly post new blogs about specific topics/current events that needs automatic attention.
3. Copy and paste links to your selective blogs on other social networking sites, oversaturating the system [they should get tired of seeing your BGCR's].
4. Create physical publications associated with your blog posts and spread your ideas throughout your local communities.
5. Send your blogs to online celebrities repeatedly! If more than one person sends at least 10 blog links a piece, somebody is bound to read at least one of them.
6. So this movement can carry out effectively and collectively, it's important that everyone is on the same page. We'll start out with individual blog posts, then expand with the increase in membership to the group. After the initial group membership reaches 5,000+ people, we'll be sending out issues to be researched and discussed in blogs by the month, meaning that it would give us one full month to inspire a collective change via the internet. It is vitally important that we all focus collectively, but also be aware of ALL diverse, global issues.
7. Follow different blogs and connect socially. Keep minds and perspectives open and communicate effectively & often.
**Remember, you can be creative as you want to, but as long as you have ownership to your blogs and you document everything you write in your blogs. This is a small movement, but it can turn into something major. Let's change it together!
- The concept of using the internet and computer technology to help change the world -
Post 5: Cookies
Okay, recent events in "culinary history" have led me to ask this simple, yet controversial question. What's your favorite cookie?
My all-time favorite is chocolate chip, but every now and again, I have a tendency to switch, most of the time depending on my "coffee" mood [if it's a caramel vanilla latte, then I'm rolling with peanut butter because it tastes better]. I constantly come up with these crazy thoughts and I just feel compelled to talk about it. If you have a favorite cookie, please feel free to let me know. Let's talk about this thing! Together, we can overcome this deadly, enslaving addiction.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Post 4: Poetry
Hey, what's up world? How are you guys doing? Hope all is well with you! I know we're in the midst of a recession, the economy is looking sour, people are dying for food in 3rd world countries, police brutality is at an alarming rate as we speak, but with that being said...I'm still the best-looking black man on the entire planet. Get it correct!
Real talk, it's been a minute since I've done one of these, and I'm so happy to be back right now venting with the rest of the internet world through blogs and whatnot. Yes, "whatnot" is a word...at least to me. This is the only time where I can actually vent for a bit and let all of the "Internet Buzzards" out there know exactly how I'm feeling, with the understanding that you all really care about how I feel...don't you? If you don't, you suck and I wish bad luck on your ass!
Topic of discussion for today: Poetry! This is my disclaimer. I'm not one of those sappy-ass, wordy, redundant poets who scream a bunch of bullshit. I'm realistic. I like the realism in poetry and the fact that it comes from the heart. When I recite poems, I don't do it to get the ooh's and ahh's, I do it to ventilate and release my frustrations. Now, with that being said...I love poetry. My only issue with poetry is is that I don't have the proper poetic work ethic that other poets have. I don't write poems every single day, but I think of good things to say or talk about. I used to sit down and think of things to say, and how to anunciate effectively so I could write it down, but I hate writing things down, so it sits in my head and chills by itself, until I forget it. Yet, I love poetry and the realism which is encompassed within the art form.
Poetry isn't as easy as some people make it out to be, but at the same time, poetry isn't as hard as MOST people make it out to be. Some people think that just because they are great writers in many situations that you can just pick up a pen and paper and be a poet. Writing a poem and articulating is two different things. Creating a vivid imagery of real life is not that easy. Some people write descriptive, rhyme and knowledgeable poetry, which is cool, but at the same time, if you can't articulate your thoughts to a very broad, receptive audience, then it's gonna be a tough task. Same thing with people who think poetry is tough. It all boils down to inspiration and intention, in my opinion. If you want to express your feelings and emotions poetically, there is nothing that's going to stand in your way of doing so. The universe gives you unlimited resources and power to express however you'd like to. There isn't a such thing as being good at the shit, you just gotta at least have an intention, a message, and the dedication. That's just my opinion, nothing factual.
...That's about it for today. Tune in tomorrow for more.
I haven't officially gave my planet a name yet, but I'm working on it though. Bear with me!
Real talk, it's been a minute since I've done one of these, and I'm so happy to be back right now venting with the rest of the internet world through blogs and whatnot. Yes, "whatnot" is a word...at least to me. This is the only time where I can actually vent for a bit and let all of the "Internet Buzzards" out there know exactly how I'm feeling, with the understanding that you all really care about how I feel...don't you? If you don't, you suck and I wish bad luck on your ass!
Topic of discussion for today: Poetry! This is my disclaimer. I'm not one of those sappy-ass, wordy, redundant poets who scream a bunch of bullshit. I'm realistic. I like the realism in poetry and the fact that it comes from the heart. When I recite poems, I don't do it to get the ooh's and ahh's, I do it to ventilate and release my frustrations. Now, with that being said...I love poetry. My only issue with poetry is is that I don't have the proper poetic work ethic that other poets have. I don't write poems every single day, but I think of good things to say or talk about. I used to sit down and think of things to say, and how to anunciate effectively so I could write it down, but I hate writing things down, so it sits in my head and chills by itself, until I forget it. Yet, I love poetry and the realism which is encompassed within the art form.
Poetry isn't as easy as some people make it out to be, but at the same time, poetry isn't as hard as MOST people make it out to be. Some people think that just because they are great writers in many situations that you can just pick up a pen and paper and be a poet. Writing a poem and articulating is two different things. Creating a vivid imagery of real life is not that easy. Some people write descriptive, rhyme and knowledgeable poetry, which is cool, but at the same time, if you can't articulate your thoughts to a very broad, receptive audience, then it's gonna be a tough task. Same thing with people who think poetry is tough. It all boils down to inspiration and intention, in my opinion. If you want to express your feelings and emotions poetically, there is nothing that's going to stand in your way of doing so. The universe gives you unlimited resources and power to express however you'd like to. There isn't a such thing as being good at the shit, you just gotta at least have an intention, a message, and the dedication. That's just my opinion, nothing factual.
...That's about it for today. Tune in tomorrow for more.
I haven't officially gave my planet a name yet, but I'm working on it though. Bear with me!
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